In popular culture, the Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men or, more specifically, among members of the bro subculture.
In laymen’s terms, it means men put men before women. In slang terms, it means bros before hoes.
Below are: 45 Sacred Bro Codes You Must Know And Keep
1. Don’t rape.
2. A man doesn’t cook delicious food, it’s gayish.
3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.
4. A bro doesn’t bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.
5. A bro should know when to leave.
6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro, sir, Mr, etc
7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.
8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro’s girl is around.
9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.
10. A bro must not pay for sex.
11. Your bro’s ex is your ex.
12. Make money before you make love.
13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.
14. No matter how beautiful your bro’s sister is, she is your sister too.
15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.
16. When money comes out, don’t change your woman.
17. Don’t do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.
18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.
19. If she say you are her planet, don’t forget about other planets.
20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.
21. Never ever smash your bro’s chick.
22. Never feed a horse that you don’t ride.
23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.
24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.
25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.
26. A bro never wears pink underwear.
27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.
28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.
29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.
30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.
31. A bro never asks another bro to come tith them to the bathroom.
32. Bros DO NOT pose for selfies.
33. A bro is not required to remember another bro’s birthday.
34. A bro of a bro is a bro to you.
35. Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothes has been pulled off.
36. ALL conversations between bros are subject to “BRO TO BRO CONFIDENTIALITY.”
37. A bro never makes eye-contact with another bro while eating a banana.
38. If you catch your bro’s girlfriend/wife cheating, you immediately tell your bro regardless of any shit-storm that may arise. Tell him that he is about to dive into a crocodile-infested river (ubuntu)
39 If you catch a bro cheating on his girlfriend/wife, remember it’s not your business.
40. A bro shall leave whatever he is doing and run to help his bro dump a chick.
41. When your bro needs a wingman, you are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when needed. This is not negotiable! Do not throw a fellow man under the bus to please any chick.
42. Bros before hoes unless hoes got no clothes on then bro can wait.
43. A bro doesn’t simp. Simp and witness the hot hell fire furnaces.
44. A bro owes women nothing, lutho, fokol.
45. A bro must have options. Finally, a bro must always remember and knows that earth is hard!
I pledge solemnly to abide by the sacred writings of the bro code.
Which Of These Bro Codes Have You Been Keeping?
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